When you’re in Strasbourg and you try to remember how you got here.
When my MEP let me know that he/she doesn’t give a shit if I spend my nights in the Parliament, as long as his/her briefings are ready.
When you brief your MEP on how he/she should behave during the coming trialogue.
When in a group of visitors, there is one who keeps asking you for a confirmation that we all are slaves to the lobbies, and that we all are corrupted.
When the new Nespresso machines were discoreved in the Parliament.
Anonymous asked: non attached members
A very hard…. question I received today. But every good parliamentary assistant knows that a question always needs an answer.
I’m open to suggestions as of the ways to answer it. I’ll buy a coffee in the EP to the one who comes up with the best answer (bonus point if it comes with a usable gif) !
When the EPP hears about proposals for more European social policies.
When you see the Estrela report coming back at the plenary session.
When you helped your MEP to pass a position you absolutely disagree with.
When the time to find a new intern has come.