European parliamentary assistant

The everyday life of the European Union's finests
When I see the current shitstorm on the EP mailbox, about the price of salads in Brussel’s canteen. 
Brace yourself DG INLO. WE. ARE. COMING.

When I see the current shitstorm on the EP mailbox, about the price of salads in Brussel’s canteen.

Brace yourself DG INLO. WE. ARE. COMING.

When you give your MEP a reason not to go to a meeting.

When you give your MEP a reason not to go to a meeting.

When a debate between candidates for the European elections has been a bit intense.

When a debate between candidates for the European elections has been a bit intense.

When the EFD or the non-attached MEPs talk about immigration.

When the EFD or the non-attached MEPs talk about immigration.

When you send an urgent email to your MEP listing different possibilities of action, and he/she just answer back “yes”.

When you send an urgent email to your MEP listing different possibilities of action, and he/she just answer back “yes”.

When your MEP realise that he/she lost a page of his/her speech during the said speech.

When your MEP realise that he/she lost a page of his/her speech during the said speech.

When you quickly read an email with stupid ideas inside and then realise it comes from a MEP of your delegation.

When you quickly read an email with stupid ideas inside and then realise it comes from a MEP of your delegation.

When you’re on the train back from Strasbourg.

When you’re on the train back from Strasbourg.

When you think of your colleagues who have to stay on Thursday afternoon in Strasbourg for the emergency resolutions.

When you think of your colleagues who have to stay on Thursday afternoon in Strasbourg for the emergency resolutions.

When you know that a report will cause a huge wave of citizen’s spam when it will be voted in plenary.

When you know that a report will cause a huge wave of citizen’s spam when it will be voted in plenary.